Time for another edition of Something or Other, today, November 12th, 2002, at lunch today I was talking to Shaft about this and that and for some reason we got onto rimjobs. Anyway here's kinda how it went. Shaft: So if a girl was really clean would you eat her asshole? Donz: I'm not going to lie, yeah I probably would. Shaft: I probably would too as long as it was really clean, in the shower preferably would be a good place. Donz: yeah. Shaft: so would you let a girl give you a rimjob? Donz: Well I heard it's quite enjoyable for a guy so yeah I probably would. Shaft: but i do take lots of wet nasty shits all the time. Donz: yeah, i'm nowhere near clean. ~shaft and donz bust out laughing and crying for over 2.5 minutes while everyone wonders what the hell just happened. Swan was quoted as saying I can't even imagine what would be going on if SHF were here right now. To which I laughed even more histerically and cryed even more.
Well well well, if it's not an update from your webmaster Big F'N Donz, here's something that went down today in strength training and is actually the first time a strength training thing has been put into here. SHF: ~pretends to slip right next to swan~ oh its slippery der. ~does it again~
Donz: HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I didn't get it at first but it's clearly the juice from your puce making him slip hahahaha. ~we walk outside and then after we stand there a second~ SHF: spread your legs so I can use your juice as a slip and slide. Donz: hahahahahaha. ~later in the locker room after everyone got changed scott was just sitting next to his locker and Donz looks at him~ Donz: ~runs and slides across the floor pretending to do a slip and slide and then laughs histerically~ SHF: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Donz: HAHAHHAHAA. Scott: ~begins punching and kicking donz and stays angered~
It was after midnight around 12:01 am on November 5th, 2002 when I was talking to Mr. BWF himself, the self proclaimed master of the 7-star frogsplash Ricky Ruff aka Jason Rage aka Tim Piper when I had this to say. Donz92: Tim we need to do FTOA, shaft and I agreed, so you need to tell pegs, lol
RichardJRage: hmmmmm...i just dont know about that
Donz92: you've become too mature, in the last year, I don't like it one bit, the old rick, would've been begging pegs, you aren't ricky ruff anymore, you're ricky softcore
RichardJRage: whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaa, just hold it there one second, softcore?, *cries*