FTOA Dictionary
Ap Party: sitting at drews house doing nothing
Arg: See (One Eyed Jack).
Blue House on Taylor: First Home of the FTOA.
Booga: Nickname for Scott Swanson originating when Jim Ross called Undertaker Booger Red.
Mazz then knowing swan turns red, called Swan Booger Red, and then because FTOA is lazy, it became Booga.
Broad: Degrading term describing women. For example: "That broad is fucking hot." or "Broads can't drive." This term was originally passed to the FTOA during the High School Baseball Season.
Canada (kan-a-da): Hell
Chaffed: Pissed off. Ex: Donz's ass is chaffed. or I'm so fucking chaffed right now.
Clearly (klîr-le): Word used in place of "of course" or "yes"
Depressed JT: A mood swing or state that JT goes into for a matter of a day up to all of High School.
Donz Face: when something happens thats retarded donz makes a face
Douche : someone who's being an asshole and/or just ruining the mood of fun. For example: "Booga! Will you stop being such a godamn douche and just listen for a minute!"
Dub C: FTOA's favorite late night fast food place, White Castle. A place to go to, before, and/or after
Halo is played. Dub C gives many FTOAers the shits for weeks.
F: The letter that can be put in front of any word in a conversation between FTOAers.
For example: "Fuck Fou Fou Firty Faggot Fuck"
FTOA: (Fuck the Owners Association)
Gen-eric: basic things in life, JT trying to read Warzone generic one t-shirt.
Gook: Word to describe an Asian. Also, (See Slanty).
Halo (ha•lo): The greatest game alive that can be played on X-Box with up to 16 ftoaers all bitching during one game even when not in the same room.
Huge Fucking Faggot: (I guess you are supposed to laugh by me sending you to see JT)
IBJ: This stands for Incomplete Blow Job, the worst of the bjs
Jew: one of jewish decent. Normally a big nose and curly hair. See JT
Jigaboo: Word to describe a black person. Also, (See Ninja).
Go Jaaayyy Teeee = Irene and Richard rooting on their son at a baseball game.
Meoah: Sound made by Drew.
Message Board: A place where many hours online can be spent posting information that is useless and pointless, and sometimes creates many online feuds.
Misa. Pipa: Asian Librarian way of saying Mr Piper, which was followed by a bow.
Ninja: Word to describe a black person. Also, (See Pickaninny's).
No pene: An expression used by certain prude women
One Eyed Jack: (See Shaft).
Pickaninny's: Word to Describe a black person. (Also, See Soot)
Pizza and Warzone: What Donz would do at JT's house forever.
Pointy Haired: Asians who gel their hair and get shit thrown at them during lunch.
Poop Board: The message board dedicated to talking about great and memorable poops.
Puce : An insult or another name for the female vagina. For example: "JT is a puce".
Sawyer, Michigan: Home of a truck stop, a small diner with great food, and an adult toy store.
Shit: (sheit): Originally used by Bob to be used at anytime in any sentence with multiple
meanings. For example: "~pick up phone~Baab: Frisbee golf? Mazz: Shit Baab:
shit ~hang phone up~"
Si party (c partypartypartypartypartparty): Making fun of a Wheaton Girl. Usually said By Davis while jumping in the air spinning around.
Slanty: Word to Describe an Asian. Also, (See Pointy Haired)
Soot: Word to describe a black person. Also, (see Jigaboo)
Tierney: Greatest teacher in the world.
Twat: A word to describe the woman's vagin
ZBJ: This stands for Zesty Blow Job and was originally used by Bob Plant,
